Wakcher /'wɔk.ʃɝ/

Wakcher is a devout writer of satire.
His work can be viewed at the following locations. Red Tractor USA
Obama's Massive Fundraising Efforts
Found To Be Cause Of Economic Recession
Horrible Band Refuses To Sell Out
Nation Hit Hard By Tons Of Unsold Crap
Super-Obama To Reveal Secret Identity At Inauguration
Wall Street Rejects Short-Term Thinking, Embraces Shorter-Term Thinking
IKEA To Accept Souls As Currency
Microsoft Announces Merger With McDonald's, Christianity
God's Unconditional Love Officially Terminated
KKK To Burn Eco-Friendly Crosses * *
Depressing Looking Office Filled With Depressing Looking People
New Economic Stimulus Package Includes Goat
Fun Banned At Local Beach
Old Joke Keeps Getting Funnier, Scientists Baffled
Dignified Man Rejects Consolation Prize
DOT Approves Asshole Lane For Nation's Freeways
Overrated Slut Gives Bad Head
Nation's Pathetic Try Hard To Break Stereotypes, Fail *
Deodorant Commercial Entirely Accurate
Art Film Aims To Suck
* Featured on The New York Times Laugh Lines (June 29^th, 2008)
* * This article contains very strong language, some of which has been modified
by the publisher.  It is the author's opinion that all racial slurs are equally offensive.